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From Larome

Letters that require response :-)
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Alas poor Yorick, A Juliet you may be, I cannot be a Romeo for you. We must be equally yoked and it appears you are not LDS. A lady of your quality should me yoked with a man closer to your age.You would need to disclose to your man what "end of the road" means in your profile. An early end could be cause for concern and I know that you would not want to be in that category. Having traced my beginnings to the Caucus Mountains I am impressed that we are of the same category of folks from that region. You are a special woman and need a man better suited than I for your relationship.

From Larome

Another response to scammers
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Vivian, Vivian, I thought you knew,
I am more than twice as old as you,
and while your letter was full of charm,
The most that would happen is that you would only be candy on my arm,
And while my mind may run wild,
It is better you Marry another and have his child.
I suppose it would be fine to have only conversation with you,
but my computer gets sick when I download yahoo,
so it is with great sadness in my heart,
that a different course you must chart,
there are plenty (it is said) of fish in the sea,
and you need to know that it is not me.

From Larome

Open Letter to scammers:

Feel free to change or use with your own personal scammer should you want to.

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Dear Madam or Sir,
I cannot believe my good fortune. Your e-mail is most timely. I have recently purchased an Island in Neutral territory.

Currently we are registering our Island as an independent country with the United Nations. These folks at the U.N. are effective in the movement of funds. They have given me instruction as a new leader of a new Nation ( We chose to name our Island Nim ) on how to use Governments to create a flow of money that is very hard to discover. I and a few select others are very much interested in your proposition.

We here on Nim are very active in the waste material of living creatures. We sell Bovine, as well as excrement from various animals found here on Earth. All of us here have degrees in the height of BS. We created a corporation named “People Only Our Perspective” AKA POOP. This is a commercial business so we have added the acronym of Com. To identify our main sloperation here in a dignified manner. So our letter head should we send you hard copy mail will have identity of our country, and business. We are known as NimComPooP.

Having giving you an idea of the magnificence of our industry here on Nim and using the education we have realize the sincerity of your request. Not many are smart enough to know the intricacies of your situation.

We have just about completed a rather large transaction with a Nigerian official. The amount we have here in a secret bank account is staggering. We have the ability to move funds without notification to any country. That is because we are a sovereign nation.

We (you and I) are for practical purposes strangers. I would like to get to know you better. More on that later.

In order to have you show good faith to each other we would like start out with a small amount of funds. Say Three Million U.S. dollars from NimComPoop deposited into your account. Your good faith amount should be between Seven Hundred Fifty Thousand and one Million U.S. dollars. We can increase the amount we deposit with you as the confidence increases with each transaction. So please give us your bank account number and electronic transfer number and we will get started sending you funds. As you can tell from our revealing to you the great expertise we have exhibited in creating the country of Nim and a shell corporation of NimComPoop, we are the best suited to handle any sum of funds you may need to secure. We really want to give you the business, it is what we do best.

Now just as important as this( personally embarrassing) money stuff is, I do not want to cheapen any potential relationship we could desire. With our combined business skills and understanding of worldly stuff no one could stop us. I can tell from the gentle way you presented this opportunity that you are the one for me.

Affectingly,

Bat (Fly By Night) Guano

(I plagerized (in Part) this from a site I at this time I do not recall)